LGBTS REOFFEND: PARTY RECURS, 5/4 [technically 5/5 at 1 AM]
A sopping wet notice, hammered to your door:
TO WHOMB IT MAY CONCERN:
Newly released FAWMA regulations may or may not have located your particular newly established post-puss in the 100-year floodplain. In order for to insure your mortg’, it will, regrettably, must needs be jacked, severely.
Inspectors will be visiting the ware’d house premises this coming May 4th at like, I dunno, maybe realistically 1AM the next day. Overnight inspection will last at least until noon.
As fish* rightfully reclaim your basement darkroom, you, my good bitch, will see new heights. Accept the rush. Breathe in. Push out. Dilate ever upwards.
It’s your house, and you live here.
Elevated Mood Board: load-bearing dolls; no pronouns refused; pleaser stilts; diva up (for once!); Jesus (fish); He [sic] is Risen; lifted bunkers; YES In My Back Door; Chicagx; femboy Marx’s birthday; validating binary tea; buss de ville; when all you’ve got is a jack-hammer everything looks acrylic; fraggots are frimmin; kittimine crawlspace; meow-meow sommelier cellar; Babs the Builder; Blued Boys; aged-out critters; “But Are Women [Redacted]s?”; “YIPPEE”; Work That MothaUn/Tucker; cracky foundations; O, SHA, she better DO; Wxmen Who Wallpaper; Hidden Meanings; diet c*ke and cigarettes; STEM.
Trusted Contractors:
Steve Poindexter
Sister Zo
Hiroko Yamamura
Mike Servito
Surprise Vibe Code Enforcement:
Serena Tea
Book your appointment here. After FAW comes the flood.
Upwards,
The House that FAW Jacked
(Kay, Patito, Ratpick, Seva)
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