Attention Electro explorers and beat pioneers!
For five years our Meccanoid laboratory has conducted experiments in search of new forms of electrolife. For our 5th Birthday we have made scientific history by creating the perfect disco for droids. Enter our Analogue Atlantis where sartorial simulacra will parade before you in a designed display of Futurist Fashion. Imported from Dutch Droid Labs, we will be operating the finest in robot Mood Modulators: Legowelt Live, Orgue Electronique Live and DJ TLR, guaranteed to vibrate your mind and elevate your hyperstate. Super scientists Not Halcyon Jan, Gene-mod Glitch, Quantum Quirk and Tronic Toupee will issue subsonic shockwaves to bleep your body. In the Virtual Disco assistants Mustard, D-JCB, Chestwig and Mittons will remotely regulate and perpetuate your sound satisfaction.
Experience your hi-fidelity future today, in the Meccanoid Fifth Birthday Futurezone!