In recent years, Detroit has been overrun by mass amounts of grey squirrels, black squirrels, & the elusive brown variety. With mass migration of these animals, comes the risk of rabies outbreak.
Well folks, the worst has happened and the plane has crashed into the mountain.
In the past year, we have seen a 67% increase of 33% of all rabies victims. Half of those victims are a close 21% of almost a quarter of Detroit's population.
At the request of the Mayor, the 2011 Rabid Animal Blockade Institution Expo Seminar will be held in the city of Detroit this year. We've arranged with the CDC to have a special GREEN ZONE PERMIT and will be 97.5% sure that absolutely zero squirrels will be in at least three quarters of the park's vicinity.
Sunday, July 31, carefully leave your house, and come directly to the refuge of Detroit's New Center Park. We will be having live safety demonstrations, squirrel repellent and corn dog vendors, and a special surprise celebrity appearance to be announced.
Also, we will have live entertainment with the following bands:
INXEC (Cityfox-UK)
DROOG (Culprit-LA)
SERGIO SANTOS (Airdrop-Jupiter)
G.O.D. live (Secrets+E Spleece+Wagner+Eric Ricker)
The Expo starts at 3pm and goes until midnight.
New Center Park
2990 W Grand Blvd
Detroit, MI 48202
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