FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Let it be known that the accused A.) Matthew Abbott B.) Aaron Cummins have been unlawfully charged with 7 counts of serving to minors, 2 counts of sorcery, 326 counts of having a fun time, 1 count operating without a business permit in the city of Detroit, and 4 counts of general falconry.
Us here at the GSHC International Law Firm of America are calling out to the general public to come together and stand tall against this inhumane injustice.
basically, these idiots are broke and need to stay out of jail. so just like the geniuses that they are, they decide to spend a bunch of money they don't have to bring in dj's from the other side of the planet to try and make money to pay for party tickets by throwing another party.
real smart.