I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I’VE BEEN WORKING MY PRETTY LITTLE ASS OFF LATELY AND I THINK A DAY OF FUN IN THE SUN IS IN ORDER FOR ALL OF US. YES HONEY, LET’S PACK THE HEELS AWAY AND HEAD OUT FOR A DESERT HOLIDAY. A GORGEOUS AFTERNOON IN THE SUN COMPLETE WITH HOUSE, DISCO, DRINKS, AND A BEAUTIFUL POOL FULL OF DEBAUCHERY IS EXACTLY WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED…AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I PLAN ON DELIVERING. SO JOIN ME IN THE DESERT NEXT SATURDAY, APRIL 14TH AS SCION A/V PRESENTS RHONDA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT AT THE SAGUARO HOTEL FROM NOON-6PM.
OF COURSE YOU KNOW I’M NOT COMING ALONE, ALONG WITH ME I’LL BE BRINGING A WHOLE SLEW OF MY SEXY FRIENDS, SO LET ME INTRODUCE THEM TO YOU. FIRST UP WE HAVE THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE MONSTER, DJ HARVEY. HAVING JUST DESTROYED THE DANCEFLOOR AT RHONDAVOUS LAST MONTH AS WELL AS IN AUSTIN FOR A CLUB CALLED RHONDA DURING SXSW, I JUST HAD TO BRING MR. SARCASTIC DISCO HIMSELF ALONG FOR THE RIDE. ANOTHER LOVELY RHONDA ALUMN WHO WILL BE BRINGING IT AND BRINGING IT WELL IS NONE OTHER THAN THAT BEWITCHING BELGIAN BOY AEROPLANE. NEXT UP WE HAVE THE FANTASTIC FLOOR PUMPERS TIGER & WOODS COMING OUT FROM ITALY TO GET DOWN WITH YOU. ROUNDING OUT THE AFTERNOON WE’LL HAVE MY GOOD FRIENDS AND LOCAL STARS POOLSIDE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEIR MUSIC WAS MADE TO DO, SET THE POOL PARTY OFF RIGHT! OF COURSE MY USUAL HOOLIGANS WOULD NEVER MISS OUT ON THE PARTY SO LOOKOUT FOR A KILLER SET FROM GODDOLLARS, SHOUT OUTS FROM MC RUSSINABOX, AND DARING LOOKS FROM GREGORY ALEXANDER.
MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO ENSURE YOU ARE PROPERLY PREPARED FOR THE PARTY:
1. RSVP YOURSELF AT SCIONAV.COM/PSRHONDA FOR ENTRY
2. WORK A BOLD LOOK …AND MAKE SURE IT COMES OFF EASY.
3. ARRIVE EARLY. YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK OUTSIDE MISSING ALL THE JUICY GOODNESS WITHIN.
4. WEAR SUNSCREEN. TAN IS GOOD, RED IS BAD.
5. LEAVE YOUR INHIBITIONS AT HOME. NOBODY LIKES A PRUDE.
6. BRING BILLS. EVERYBODY TAKES CREDIT THESE DAYS, BUT CASH IS STILL KING.
7. CARPOOL WITH A CREW, PREFERABLY A SEXY ONE, IT’S JUST BETTER FOR EVERYBODY.
8. BE PREPARED TO STAY LATE. ONCE IN MY EMBRACE YOU’RE NOT GONNA WANNA LEAVE SO SETTLE IN AND HOLD ON TIGHT.
SEE YOU IN THE DESERT.
XOXO
-RHONDA
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