Step right up, step right up!!!
Everyone's a winner, decadence galore!
That's right, you too can be the proud owner
of the quality that goes in before the name goes on
Comfortably Numbed!
One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a pound
we got service after sales! Service after sound!
You may have read about this but you're not sure,
if perhaps it was some 10 years before!
Proudly presents
Something for the Gals
Something for the Gouls
Something for the Mmmmmm...
Three for a dollar, four for a score and
The One, the Only - SHANE WATCHA!
10 years gone clearance!
We got white sale and smoke-damaged furniture
wooden panel stepping stones and bubbles of London atmosphere
Ride with us on this fine day and be rewarded with a sail away!
With the Hosts of Comfortably Numbed, Sol Fool & Greg King!
Act now, act now
and receive our gift, our gift to you
No mess, no fuss, no spills (you break you buy)
but only if you don't know why...
And guests of deuce from around the world!
Dave Mun back to back with Yak & Pak!
You're tired of kitchen drudgery so
everything must go.
Gone out of our minds!
Gone into your minds!!
Going absophukkenlutely mindless!!!
Minus a bit percent off the original retail price
Buy both and save for the afters
Skip the middle man!
Don't settle for less!
How do we do it?
How can we do it?
Volume, volume, turn up the volume!!!
before you arrive at the lost & found...
Ryan Bliss, Craig Vandel & M!5ch!efz of sound!
We're up all day and most of the night!
Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate.
You can be early but not too late...
Don't be caught with your drawers down.
Don't be caught with your knickers stuck
Step right up, step right up!
And it could be you with any luck!
All aboard for Blissed & Twisted on the Thames!
Yes Sirree, Yes MadamE, it chops, it rocks,
It floats for the day until it stops!
It's loud, it's proud, and why wouldn't it be
With views of London for all that's to see!
On Saturday the 9th of August 2014
Don't be fooled by cheap imitations
go with your heart, your first inclination...
With flames of gold and Golden Flame
Missing out... now that would be a shame...
1pm til 7pm (The onwards & upwards to the crack-on!)
We Love the business
we're ecstatic about the business
We'll give you the business to
Get on with the business so
Come one, come all and get Comfortably Numbed
email [email protected]