Stupid Human started life as an ameaoba in the sea, initial whale song compositions were promising in that none of the local pods ended up beaching themselves therough desparation to get away. Encouraged by this revelation he eventually made his way out of the sea and stood upright on land, since then the scales have fallen and hair has taken root, but the passion for vibrational stimulation has not dwindled. After a few hundred million years of bashing bone against uprooted logs he found himself at the apex of a new sound, fortitude in the face of ever brusque responses to this sound helped him burst through to another dimension. He now roams the cosmic galaxy picking up vibrational gems from the outer regions of the cosmos, he covets these gems and holds them dear whilst exploring ways in which he share them with the people he left behind in the neverworld - We advise you catch him if you can before he disappears into wisp of pungent gas