From the distant & illustrious plains of the forrest moon of Endor, the wild, majestic beast known to planet Earth as Seth Troxler….is COMING TO AMERICA
Thats right hoes… this techno stallion is bringing the jungle to the land of cheeseburgers, assault rifles, and freedom
With 7 mind bending, panty-dropping dates in one week….you are sure to get laid…or at least wake up with a tattoo on your face.
Matt Abbott from Gary Springs Indiana says…."Dancing to a seth troxler set is like being forced fed Big Macs and Prime Rib while getting a hand job from a bald eagle"
If you can't make it to one of these dates….Seth will arrange a ride to nearest gig on the back of a giant carrier pigeon
Get your hair/pubes did - we will have multiple Jerry Curl stations
This is America! Ain’t no muthafuckin’ mayonnaise on our freedom fries
For select dates, special guest appearances by Dick Cheney and Ann Coulter….high on PCP!
Free assault rifles with every 5 drinks purchased at VIP bar
Tour dates:
July 31 – Washington DC- U Street Music Hall
August 1 – Chicago – Lacuna Lofts
August 2 – Los Angeles – Tuskegee at HARD
August 3 – NYC – Tuskegee at Governor’s Island