We welcome you to the Church of the Latter Day Faints, the headquarters of our happy family led by our illustrious, masterly father, Vsevolod.
At our church and in our big family, we lead simple, fulfilled lives that are free of doubt and loneliness. We are the best of friends, never angry or pushed to sin, following happily where our leader shows the way.
Come join our clan; feel what real love can bring; true happiness this way lies.