HOW HOT IS HELL?
THOUSANDS OF DEGREES HOT... AND NOT A DROP OF WATER!
WHO IS THE DVS1? WHY DOTH HE TORMENT ME?
COME DISPEL HIS EVIL CHARM WITH OUR LOVING FAMILY, WITH OUR GOD-FEARING SISTERS VOLVOX AND ROSE E KROSS—THEY WILL SHOW US THE WAY, FOR THEIRS IS THE RIGHTEOUS ONE.
AT OUR SPRAWLING BUT MODEST HEADQUARTERS ON THE BANKS OF THE EAST RIVER IN INDUSTRIAL GREENPOINT, WE WILL CHALLENGE THE DVS1 AND CAST HIM BACK INTO HELL WHENCE HE CAME!
AMEN
This event starts at 2AM on Sunday morning, October 30th.
No groups of gentlemen, please!
No photographs, and no rude and disrespectful behavior.
Download and study our Rave Ethics Guide before attending:
http://fuckunter.com/images/ethics.pdf